blackwidowisgay:

did-you-kno:

Source

benppollack:

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day

The text reads: 

“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

Anonymous said:

ily k .

y u no log in from your tumblr

• Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
• Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
• Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
• Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
• Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
• Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
• Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
• Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
• Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
• Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
• Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
• Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.

u-ok:

GOOOOOOOOOOOD

tino-vainamoinen:

imadeyoucoffeejawn:

ptchew:

capitolgoods:

enemy-of-the-capitol:

I don’t even know what I just did.

Oh.

oh

oh my god

Oh

my

fucking

god

holdyourhippogriff:

i say i own a blog, but the truth is the blog owns me

desynchronization:

>close laptop

>decide to sleep

>grab iphone and open tumblr

>blog until your eyes bleed

tomithejellyfish:

wow did you know there are girls who LIKE to wear makeup and they have every right to

HAHAHA

madwritingtroll:

1d-liftsmeup:

Boyfriend, Niam version.

+ Commonly banned books throughout History

The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame.
-Oscar Wilde

braaklyn:

I DON’T KNOW WHY

BUT I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

lovingaugustuswaters:

prettyfangs:

Jess quotes ~ New Girl 1x1

I am literally her.

ivegoneawayinsidemyhead:

Glee AU: Misfits

badgerofbaskerville:

I have no idea if I should laugh or cry to this gifs.